And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community.
Mal
:
Looks can be deceiving.
Jayne
:
Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver.
Mal
:
Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe?
Zoe
:
Had a kind of poetry to it, sir.
Kaylee
:
Up unitl the... punching, it was a real nice party.
Jayne
:
He's the boss now? Day just keeps getting better and better... [sarcastic]
Simon
:
This must be what going mad feels like.
Zoe
:
You paid money for this sir? On purpose?
Wash
:
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
Mal
:
I aim to misbehave.
Mal
:
Ship like this - be with you till the day you die
Zoe
:
That's because it's a death trap sir
Mal
:
Are you offering me a trade?
Jayne
:
A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got.
Mal
:
What I got? She has a name.
Jayne
:
So does this! [caresses the gun lovingly] I call it Vera.
Mal
:
Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Mal
:
Which one do you figured tracked us?
Zoe
:
The ugly one, sir.
[pause]
Mal
:
Could you be more specific?
Mal
:
Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.
Zoe
:
Thanks for sayin', sir.
Jayne
:
Ten percent of nuthin' is... let me do the math here... nuthin' into nuthin'... carry the nuthin'...
Simon
:
So finally...a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry."
Mal
:
Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens."
River
:
Noah's ark is a problem. We'll have to call it "early quantum state phenomenon." Only way to fit five thousand species of mammal on the same boat.
River
:
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Mal
:
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Wash
:
Everything looks good from here... [playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console] Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive.
Wash
:
[as Stegosaurus] We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'.
Wash
:
[as T-Rex] I think we should call it...your grave!
Wash
:
[Stegosaurus] Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash
:
[T-Rex] Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!
Mal
:
I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. [he smiles at her, never stopping working] Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
Jayne
:
Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal
:
I'm standing right here.
Jayne
:
You're coming through good and loud.
Mal
:
'Cause I'm standing right here.
River
:
She's a liar and no good will come of her.
River
:
My food is problematic.
River
:
You like to hurt folk.
River
:
He's faster than you -- all of you. And he's wearing armor.
River
:
You're a liar. I don't think your intentions are honorable. ...You hurt people.
River
:
This isn't home.
Book
:
I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect... I think I'm on the wrong ship.
